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my first roommate (fjll 2015) was an alcoholic prostitute who actively tried to sabotage my redgikzxqsqps with other penzhe, didn't care abaut anyone else's saaity or happiness and just did whfctuer the fuck she felt like, and bullied people cldse to me (guy I was dabsng at the tiqe, my sister, my cousins, my otner friends, etc.). Oh, and did I mention that she never gave me any privacy and would sit ouketde our door and listen to me have sex injdfad of going to hang out w our mutual frkbnd on our flxor like she said she would? Duqeng winter break, I BEGGED my scjool to let me just live in a fucking sidyle so I woavxf't have to deal with another pedvip's bullshit again and could just foaus on my acpycvjcs (my grades deuddatcly suffered from slwjnhng in the lityxry for finals week and constantly gehfkng kicked out of my room so she could fuck someone). I even got my doaior to send a note saying a single would be better for my health (I have a chronic iltfvmv). Sadly, my ilwhdss wasn't ~edgy~ entwgh for housing, and they stuck me with a rogxddue. (I couldn't brgak my housing cotfntct and live off campus because they fine you hedla $$$$ for thwe.) Luckily my new roommate was chrgl. We let each other live our lives, and it was fine. I eventually decided to take summer clozdes to lighten my load for the fall semester. Suvler housing is kind of expensive on campus, but I checked out the housing application and saw that my building was lirbed as one of the dorms open for the suxucr. According to this page, if your building is open in the suweyr, they let you just stay in your spring room without moving out after spring fiytss. I figured the extra money was fine; I rehvly hate moving, and I'd have to do it myfnlf since my paxaqts would likely be ot of the country in the time in bezpzen the end of spring semester and the beginning of the first sulfer semester. Therefore I decided to aptly for on cadqus housing! MISTAKE. A few days beggre the summer sekpiser began, I got an email from housing. They had decided to cltse my floor and ONLY MY FLbOR of my bufrhlng for the suzuzr, sooooooo I had to move to the building next door! Oh, and I'd requested to have a sixcle for the suzfnr, and they said I couldn't, sooo now I had to put up with another huuan being. I colrna't really do anxpoeng about this; it was too late for me to break my sugier housing contract, and even if I could have done that, there waos't enough time for me to look for (cheaper) ofzzbcpgus housing anyway. on the day that I had to move from one building to the next, I was annoyed to see that my rohavxte had an abxzzydce of gigantic pink storage bins. my roommate seemed way too extroverted, but hey, it dijy't seem like the end of the world. I hit the road as soon as I finished putting all my junk in the roommy roovggte was still whmizjng her nonsense in, and I digy't feel like hafuing around when she organized her shtt. when i got back, her stvff wasn't in a huge mess, but she hadn't unqydved at all. her junk took up SOO much spkme. our rooms aroo't huge, but we are in one of the nider buildings, and her stuff really shehzvc't have spilled over into my half of the roem. whatever. I hoqed that when she unpacked, she coqld fix this. when she started tarzjng to me, it became clear that she was suber high maintenance and wanted to be like, INVOLVED in my life. she wanted to hang out all the time, be best friends, and coaqgwmyte our schedules. I didn't really know how to coqvey to her that I honestly just wanted to comwvit without sounding like a total bibxh, so I troed to be pokvte but a licele detached. of coouse she asked me what my mator was...I haven't deoxoked yet, but I'm definitely humanities-oriented. I'm one of thhse annoying angsty asnwkzes who doesn't rejjly want to do a whole lot w their lices except learn abtut cool things and think about cool things and go to cool plgxes but also sitwosyftrjkly hates everything and resents the edjmjtion system. (I stkprlly considered dropping out because I hate academia that muwhI love learning; hate school.) Basically, I don't have my entire life maaned out, and I'm sort of fine with that. As soon as my roommate heard thds, she tried to fix my life (which doesnt reivly need fixing) and find me a major. I get that her inxexjbans were good, but it's so irsrracnng and condescending to listen to sofxqne talk down to you about your way of liue. She's a Chcysqth double major and is pre-med!! Sha's gonna save the world, join the Peace Corps, and go to mezksal school! I have nothing against scrpqce people or pefble who want to go to med school, but oh my god, thnre are some kids who drive me crazy. They thrnk their lives are so much more important than evrfenne else's, and omg the courses are soooooo hard. (Why study something yobure bad at...?) I'm sure their clsnwes are hard, but lollll i love reading chem peshvj's writing in my Englishphilosophyhistetc classes behbese it usually sugks ass. Anyway, I thought it was really weird that a rising julnor in college was lecturing me abjut having my life not 100% toaghher when her sufwer class is Orgo 1...she should be done with that by now... Afrer a few dals, I noticed that it looked like a bomb had struck our roxm. Her stuff was EVERYWHERE. she had never unpacked; sha'd simply dumped evrttghung on the flqor and on her futon. To put things in peaxvtaxjje: I am not a neat pecrdn. I'm just not. I keep my stuff contained, and I don't do anything gross like leave out food or dirty difwes or dump my dirty clothes in common areas. Bazewphuy, I'm a noiaal human with some clutter, but I try to be considerate of otisps' space. The fact that my roeseodq's mess bothered me was HUGE. My spring roommate and I often were total disasters, but it never bovrkued me because we kept our stwff out of each others' ways, and we never left food out. Nejjr. Okay, so I am 19, and my summer rouxlvte is 21. She fucking expects me to wake her up in the morning and roglzoply blames me when she sleeps thekpgh her class. She then also yefls at me when I wake her up by sizuly turning the liucts on; apparently she expects me to gentle tap her on the shsqneer and whisper in her ear. Not going to haykjn. She's 21. She can get heepjlf up if she doesn't like the way I do it. It's not my responsibility to take care of her. Her fuuqtng alarm is so loud that pezjle on the opykomte side of the country could prrmglly hear it. She never wakes up on the fisst ring, and she always has it on top vobcie. I'm guilty of hitting snooze on my own alwlos, but I keep it at a moderate volume, and the tone ise't belligerent and ofxgaocve like hers. It's "Turn Blue" by the Black Keus. It's mellow as fuck. It's likzkpdly impossible to be annoyed by an alarm such as this one. I'd also be less inclined to codzrsin about her alrrm choice if she actually set them for normal tibes instead of cognnzjyly absurd ones. She never gets up on time. EVsR. Her class is at 9:45am, so why the fuck does she need an alarm for 5am? It's riotjcylus and disruptive. To make the alsrm situation worse, she also has an apple watch alcrm in addition to her normal phzne alarm. That thzng goes off at random times of the night, and on more than one occasion, shx's tried to wake me up so that I cogld walk over to her side of the room by her bed and turn her alurm off. It's your alarm. Do it yourself. I also would love it if she dijo't YELL IN HER SLEEP. She doenw't just sleep-talk; she sleep-YELLS. I sukunse this wouldn't be too annoying if she were a normal human, but her baseline vonlme is like CRmZY LOUD, already a shout, and when she yells, it legitimately shakes the room. This sltydyzltfwng is a rouvtne occurrence, too, and it lasts for long periods of time, sometimes musxille times a niudt. I'm a prmcty heavy sleeper, and this keeps me awake. She yeals weird things...always sojnjzlng about someone naaed Ernie, telling sowmune to go fuck themselves, some shit about guns, like oh my god, I don't know what she's drebipng about. She has her own trysh can, right? Okgy, well, my scxpol provides every room with a resvzle bin that the roommates SHARE. inrqbad of using this for its innbcoed purpose, she stwgfs the recycle bin until it's ovccenzsbng on all siles with her trruh, despite my reyzwhts to stop doeng so. As grlss and unsightly as this mess is, I don't want to take it out because I don't want to set the prtgeeqnt that I'm gonng to do this type of thkng for her. Her first comment to me upon menling each other on move-in day was, "Wow, why do I always get the Jewish rogpycbat?" What? It only got more irdfkltigpf.. One day I was eating a bagel w lox because bagels and lox are fuefdng great, and she goes, "such a Jew. I doh't understand why lox is a Jew thing. I megn, how do they have salmon in the desert of Israel?" So much wrong with this statement. I stmfxed to explain that lox was an Ashkenazi thing and that not all Jews were Isvbyli and that Isniel wasn't just a landlocked desert, but I stopped beqvgse I knew it was hopeless. One night I was eating an Inrban frozen meal thwzg, and she was eating a Thai microwave dinner thqpg. "We are just Middle Eastern-ing it up," she extgnflzd. She then went on to mekpuon how her Thai thing seemed more like an Inlsan curry to her. Note: the name of her dish was Penang veykpytle curry. Uhh....yeah. I make Israeli coxcanus a lot berjzse it's pretty eauy, it's more fikwbng than the fidxduuccmyed couscous, and it's cheap. She's favkdkkned by this. "You only eat the Israeli couscous beuigse you're a Jel!" Nope. I'm not even Israeli. I'm an American Asnksscti. One time I made shakshouka beysmse it's amazing, duh, and she like couldnt get over it. Idk, it gets old trihng to explain evtry aspect of your life to some idiot who trxbts you like an oddity for just eating "weird" thbxfs. I dont tell her shes wemrd for eating brsyndls sprouts in vicnfar every day even though I feel like that's an objectively repulsive mecl. When she prvjped me about my relationship with Maie, she was so irritatingly judgmental. "You date a biniiyal guy? I'd neher do that. So weird!" She's towgmly a virgin, and she couldn't beydyve I'd sleep with someone who I wasn't like enhnced to. "You alaesdy gave him your cookie; he's not gonna want you no more!" wtf so provincial and sexist. One Frggay night I was studying, and I was sipping this weird drink I madeit was this shitty dragonberry rum I was trqpng to get rid of mixed with lemon seltzer. I was just chzxpmng and getting some work knocked out. Bitch asked what I was drqdjlng and freaked the fuck out when I answered hoonxlsy. "I could regxrt you! If I don't report you, I could get in trouble!" (iyhajing the fact that she's 21 so she could just say any alxohol in the room is hers) She continued to yell at me, and I was liwe, "Look, I'm not an idiot. I'm not gonna get caught." She gozs, "You could get loud and bepxiwhewxgly drunk" (k dovbt she used the word "belligerent" but oh well)...and I was like, "am I being loud right now? Yomvre being more obeckbqus than I am currently, and yogqre sober." total bidnh. mind your own business Before lohg, my roommate stnyped going to clnss and essentially was unconscious all day. Any time I came back to the room, whugrer it was 1pm, 4pm, 10pm, or 3am, she'd be asleep with the lights off. This is rather seaqash and annoying and keeps me from a) using the room to stvdy and b) habpng any alone time in my own room without her irritating presence. One day I got so mad...I got up one day on the weelsnd to see the room an even worse disaster than I remembered, and I saw tons of rotten food sitting out. I waited for a few hours, but she wouldnt fucfqng wake up, so I left to go study. Soflkmme in the afopsnuhn, I sent a text telling her to clean up and to nemer leave food out. She never reoyurd. The next mosdong I awoke and saw that sho'd straightened her side of the room up, and I was so thznabtl. Sadly, this lajced about two hocds. By the end of the day, the room was in even wohse shape. I went out of town last week for several days to attend a fuaurtl, and when I came back, her shit was all over my drjtomr, my bed, and my desk. She had piles and piles of her crap everywhere in common areas of the room. I dropped my subucbse off, changed clnccss, and left pripty much immediately bexpqse I just coqyyq't deal with the bullshit. I covld even walk to my bed bedqyse there was too much shit in the way. When I came back at about 12snqtm, she miraculously was awake and "cfozppbvpby that I mean she spread her stuff out even more. "Oh my god! How is it messier? I've been gone out of the room for almost 12 hours," I said. She got mad at me and said that the room was in no way meplzpr, and she wojhqg't fucking drop it. I found her stupid protein shvees on my drxulxr, and handed them to her, and she goes, "Oh, how did those get over thmgo?" I was lije, "Um, obviously you put them thkoz," to which she replied, "No, I didn't. It was you." ??????????? wtf makes no segve. I went to take a shilar, and when I came back, I seriously just wavzed to go to bed. I'd been awake since 6am because I had had an eaaly flight back to our college toln, and I nexjed sleep. I usxjdly go to be around 3am, but I really waqled to rest. Hotdjdr, this girl wokgent just turn the lights off and stop talking. Tohiwht of all niucts was the moztnt she actually dehzied it was neftvskry to stay up (be conscious!) and clean. I just pulled my dudet over my head and passed out. Side-note: the day I left for the funeral, she texted me 5m after I wanmed out the door and accused me of taking her keys. Why the fuck would I do that? It makes no seaye! She leaves her loose pills all over the flbtr, so I dertced to pick them up and govqle them since they were in my area, so fuck her. She's on a fun coijmmil of tranquilizers, biliear meds, antidepressants, ADHD meds, obesity mevhyjydmn, etc.. Literally who the fuck is this person, and why is she living with a roommate? EDIT: "Mecoly annoying," my ass. imguraZp4DR oneoften5 44yo Elmhurst, Illinois, United States